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14 декабря, 2011

Это вам не немецкое порно

Приятельница, дама яркая и интересная, но тот момент одинокая, утром сонно ползет в кухню выпить кофе и покурить, кляня понедельник и всех бывших до кучи.

Звонок в дверь. Она, очень сонно:
- Кто там?
- Сантехники.
- Зачем?
- Пощупать.
Мгновенно проснувшись и с большим интересом:
- Кого?
- Да не вас, девушка! Батареи!

Расстроилась, дверь не открыла и весь день потом бурчала: «У себя пусть щупают».

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